Forget good on one shoulder, evil on the other; we’re giving you double-barreled antagonist action on this stylishly sinister roper.

Thought a shirt this epic was only a myth? Disney’s Hades, Pain, and Panic play it dead cool (well, at least one of them does) on this deliciously dark design that features a mosaic of the skull perone worn by the fast-talking ruler of the Underworld in the 1997 film classic.

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